I am not human.

Had a nice little lol whilst working on a CM ficlet just now...

...Reid pushed himself up, his hand fumbling on the body lying in front of him to aim his bun at the unsub...


We is 2 b defeeting zee serial killerz with pastries nao! YUM! :DDDDD


The small cake hit its target and ricocheted off the back of the unsub's head. "Ows!" he yelped, turning back to glare at Reid. "That hurt!"

"Ya, I no," Reid sed.

"Siriusly, what was that? Day old?" the unsub demanded.

Reid smirked. "Ya, sucks 4 u, huh? Nao come 2 b arrested pls."


*cough* >.> I am clearly in need of more sleep.

When you rearrange words in sentences, it's always good to make sure you get all of them involved in the change. Otherwise, you end up with gems like this:

Remus' heart was hammered in his chest.

XD