I am not human.

Title: Accessories Make the Outfit
Author: severity_softly
Rating: PG (if that)
Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Summary: What Rossi saw when he walked inside the door Aaron's office stopped him dead in his tracks.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Hotch/Garcia, borrowing an ink pen".

Title: Haiku
Author: severity_softly
Rating: R to be safe (sexual talk)
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Summary: Normally the notes were cute, affectionate. Today's note? Not so much.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Reid/Rossi, magnetic poetry".

( Both Drabbles This Way )

Title: With All My Worldly Good
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~7,000
Warning/Kink: Highlight between stars to read: * outdoor sex *
Summary: After attending the funeral of a friend, Dave has a few things he wants Spencer to know.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part FOUR. :)

( With All My Worldly Good )

Title: The Logical Next Step
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~14,200
Summary: Dave and Spencer have been together long enough to know they want forever, and Dave knows what the logical next step would be if Spencer were a woman. Dave decides to take that step over Valentine's Day weekend.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part THREE. :)

(The Logical Next Step)

Title: The Place You Least Expect
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you." ~ William Arthur Ward
Word count: ~25,000
Warning/Kink: Highlight between stars to read: * rimming *
Notes: RP format. Self-betaed, so feel free to point out any errors we may have missed. We wrote this over the fall (so if it contradicts recent canon anywhere, that's why), and is the beginning of a series, the second part of which (Conscious of Our Treasures) has already been posted because it was seasonal. :3 This is the first part, which explains how they got together. :)

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part ONE (in spite of being posted second), though each installment may also be read as a stand alone fic. :

(The Place You Least Expect)

Three drabbles, Reid/Rossi and Hotch/Reid, up to PG-13

Title: You and Me
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: PG-13
Notes: ~550 words. Written for panijeziora, who requested "rossi/reid , new year's party :)" in my drabble offer from the day before yesterday.

( You and Me )

Title: Push, Pull
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: PG-13 (if that)
Notes: ~600 words. Written for spinningcompass, who requested "Hotch/Reid, At last there is nothing left to say" in my drabble offer from the day before yesterday.

( Push, Pull )

Title: More Bark Than Bite
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: PG
Notes: ~400 words. Written for chibi_nezu, who requested "Reid/Rossi, and The Reid Effect" in my drabble offer from the day before yesterday.

( More Bark Than Bite )

Drabble offer IS still open, but I am starting to run out of steam, so I make no promises at this point. :P

Title: Conscious of Our Treasures
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Reid
Word count: ~13,000
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Highlight between stars to read: * Rough sex. Face fucking. * :D
Summary: Dave takes Spencer home to meet the family for Thanksgiving.
Notes: RP-style, and betaed by us, so feel free to note any mistakes.

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.
~Thornton Wilder

(Conscious of Our Treasures)

Three drabbles/ficlets; Morgan/Reid, Hotch/Reid, Reid/Rossi; up to PG-13

Title: A Candlelit Dinner for Two
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG
Notes: ~200 words. Written for ionaonie, who requested "Morgan/Reid. Something fluffy. Maybe in the budding weeks of their relationship" in my drabble offer from yesterday.

( A Candlelit Dinner for Two )

Title: Presents and Stealth Attacks
Pairing/Characters: Hotch/Reid, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Notes: ~600 words. Written for slash_girl, who requested "Hotch/Reid. Under the Christmas tree--take that however you want. *G*" in my drabble offer from yesterday. I couldn't figure out how to fit two grown men under the tree without knocking it over *cough*, so here you go!

( Presents and Stealth Attacks )

Title: Comfort Through the Dark
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: PG
Notes: ~350 words. Written for innerslytherin, who requested "Reid/Rossi. Candles and power outages" in my drabble offer from yesterday.

( Comfort Through the Dark )

Drabble offer is still open, btw, as of right now. I may close it if I get many more, though.

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: FRT
Summary: David wants to know what was in Spencer's special delivery.
Word count: ~1,200
Spoilers: This is a tag to the end of 52 Pickup.
Notes: Thanks to innerslytherin for the quick beta. :)

(Smoke and Mirrors)

And so it be, that on this great day, we giveth possibly our porniest PWP to date the most pretentious title we could think of...

Title: Gang Aft Agley
Authors innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Reid
Word Count: ~8800
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Spoilers: This is tag to the end of Masterpiece.
Warnings/Kinks: Snowballing.
Summary: After wrapping up the case, Dave wants to sulk. Spencer has other ideas.
Author's Notes: Written in RP-style and self-betaed so feel free to point out any mistakes. This is a thinly-veiled excuse for porn.

(Gang Aft Agley)

Title: Lessons Learned and Unlearned
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,000
Summary: Hotch might have had a chat with Spencer on the jet back from Texas, but Dave had a few things of his own to say to genius Doctor Reid, and they were best said in private.
Notes: RP format. Established relationship. Takes place immediately after Elephant's Memory. Feel free to point out any glaring errors. :)