I am not human.

sakhgsjk;;g well, still a WIP even though May is over... I STARTED writing chapter 30 after a little break, but family drama sapped my muse. Hopefully it will be done shortly, though. Anyway, I've realised I never posted the last few chapters of this at my journal!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, part 23-29/35??
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing (this part): Remus/Frank (Little Miss Sunshine), unrequited Remus/Dwayne (LMS), Remus/Severus, hints of unrequited Remus/Peter
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings: many
Overall warnings: Angst
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count: 62K + (overall, and still going)
Notes: *flail* I've got at least 5-6 more chapters of this, but I won't be posting every day anymore. Hopefully every few days, as I need to breathe a little now that it's June. :P Thanks so so much to innerslytherin, who held my hand a lot, and mnemosyne_1, who kicked my grammar into shape, for the beta-reading this month!

(links to ALL chapters, if you missed the beginning, at the post to pervy_werewolf)
Part 23 l Part 24 l Part 25 l Part 26 l Part 27 l Part 28 l Part 29

My lmom fic is at about 47K (roughly, as I've been rounding up/down word counts). If I keep averaging 2K a day, I'll be over 60K when I'm done. The longest fic I have written previously has be right at 20k. I'm just sort of boggling at myself, because I was just telling someone last month that I didn't think I had it in me to write novel length (and yes, I did do LMOM and NaNo in '06, but lmom that year was all random stories and my NaNo novel became mostly incoherent by the last 10-15K.) Of course, I'm sure it helps in this case that it's like 50% porn. XD Anyway, new chapters I haven't posted here:

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, part 22/29 (I hope)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing (these chapters): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus, Remus/Spencer Reid (Harry Potter/Criminal Minds crossover)
Characters/Pairing (overall fic): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings: many *g*
Overall warnings: Angst
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count: 47K-ish, so far
Notes: Thanks so so much to innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1 for the beta-reading!

Part 15 l Part 16 l Part 17 l Part 18 l Part 19 l Part 20 l Part 21 l Part 22

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BONUS LMOM FICS! (One because I got stuck on AIAoC, and one because of Monkey Day! *G*)

Title: Remus' Favourite Toy
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Remus/himself, Remus/monkey, Remus/Peter/monkey... no actual monkeys were harmed in the writing of this fic. *giggles*
Kinks/Warnings: Sex toys? Remus is very young when he has his first erection.
Challenge: LMOM, day twenty-one
Word count: 500 (two double drabbles, one single drabble)
Notes: Might be the oddest thing I've ever written. Dubiously beta'd by innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1!

Title: The Bet
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Severus
Kinks/Warnings: shaving, finger sucking
Challenge: LMOM '08, day eighteen
Word Count: 650-ish
Notes: Weird little bunny, post-war AU, and PWP. Beta'd by the wonderful innerslytherin!