I am not human.

1. I got a Dreamwidth invite today. I still haven't spent a lick of time doing anything on Dreamwidth, so I haven't figured out how to use it yet, but if you guys have one, I'm severity_softly over there too. Feel free to friend. Or subscribe. Or whatever it is you do over there. And when I figure it out, I'll do it back to you (rowr).

Oh, and does anyone know how to get Semagic to post to Dreamwidth (if possible)? I use it to post simultaneously to LJ and IJ, but I don't know enough about it to know if DW will work, or how to set it up to post to all three at once. Also, can LJ-sec transfer old posts over to DW?

2. This is the conversation I had with the drive through lady (DTL) when I stopped to get food on the way home.

Me: *orders* Is there anything I can get instead of fries with that?
DTL: Normally invisishy asjgdkhasjg condishy esh bagesh hgsjkhg, actually.
Me: ... I didn't understand that.
DTL: ...... No.

O.o I really want to know what the hell the first version of 'no' was, but I wasn't one to be rude.

3. A character meme! nebula99 gave me Diana Reid: ( Read more... )

What Fictional Character
Do You Associate Me With?

My Thread

Gah, I'm am trying to get better about crossposting here. I post so much from work instead of Semagic from home that I've been pretty absent on IJ lately, even though I'm active at LJ. I miss those of you who never went back to LJ (CM fandom is only active there, not here), but I'm am going to make an effort to be better about checking and crossposting here. :P Mwah!

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee.

mcgarrygirl78 gave me my five, and I got a little rambly.

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The Time Capsule Appreciation and Love Meme
Directions: Come by anytime through Wednesday to leave a top-level comment with a friend's name. From Wednesday through Sunday morning, return to leave screened comments shock full of appreciation and ♥s for your friends. On Sunday afternoon, all comments will be unscreened so you can enjoy what your friends said about you!

You've only got until tomorrow morning to add your love to the pile. I see lots and lots of names I recognize on there, and would love to see them get some adoration. :)

*cough* I almost forgot about this myself, even after I added the names I did. >.>

*is sheep*

( A line from each of my WIPs, all Criminal Minds )

So, supposedly we're getting 1-5 more inches of snow tonight between 7pm and 2am. Or so I'm told. I saw a few random flakes when I went to the Kroger, but nothing really. 2.5 more hours until snow, y/n? At least I'm off the next two days. :)

Anyway, stealing a meme from carolinecrane:

Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you something I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing it that didn't make it onto the page.

Fic is here: Criminal Minds Fic (including collab fics, because I can babble about them too), Harry Potter Fic, and Blades of Glory Fic.

Need to pop off for a bit before snow, but hopefully the cold won't knock out our internet (the cold likes to do that to us), and I'll actually be back to answer, should anyone even care. :P

Fics this year (newest to oldest):

( my 2008 fics! )

And the meme ganked from elekanahmen:

( what I think of all of those )

Word count totals!
cm_exchange fic wordcount included below. Future chapters of The Expansion of Two Natures that should be posted this month are obviously not included.

Non-collaborative fic word count total: ~86,950 words

Collaborative fic written with innerslytherin word count: 450,000 words** (318,500 words of Criminal Minds fic + 68,000 of posted Ever-Fixed Mark serial fic [HP] + 63,500 of original novel.)

**This total does not count the RP in which we wrote Remus/Peter together that started this crazy amount of co-writing. Nor does it include the 200K+ (at least) of Ever-Fixed Mark that was never posted. SO, the real number is probably something like 750K with theunposted fic and the RP.

LOL We could have written like TEN 75K novels this year if we'd only been doing original writing! Holy shit. XD

Can't remember where they came from. I just did a search for pairing memes (I was just slightly bored at the time), and I edited in a few of my own categories in places on the first one. LOL

( Two fandom pairing memes under cut! )

Fandom Sins Meme!

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And this one. It's Sunday and I'm bored at work. Keep me occupied! :)

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(d) five things that never happened to that character
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

I might drabble some responses, if I'm bunnied. No promises, though.

Fandoms I'll answer in: Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Spaced, AbFab, Blades of Glory, Shaun of the Dead, Sports Night, Family Guys, Futurama...

Fandom meme: ( I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need )

Meme from innerslytherin: First line of last 25 fics you wrote and try to find a pattern. At least 8 of these are co-written, so I'm counting only the first line I wrote in those fics. Also, some of these are unposted, and the first five are still wips. :P

( omg why am I awake doing this? )

By innerslytherin, who knew damn well who I'd pick... I think she just wanted to drool over my choice too.

1. Pick a hot guy... take a moment to think.
2. Is this really the guy you want?
3. Pick his top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.

( Matthew Gray Gubler = Sex Kitteh? )

Title: Nerve
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG
Summary: Morgan takes a bullet for Reid. Reid is tired of being treated like a kid.
Words: 1,100-ish
Prompt: Nerve, from the random word generator (http://watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx)
Notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas mnemosyne_1 and innerslytherin, the latter of which is to blame for all of this. :P

And I wordled the fic, just for fun:

Hee! I remember this game from when I was little!

		I will marry Paul Dano.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Mars in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 127 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a puce tricycle.
		I will spend my days as a comedian, and live happily ever after.

127 kids on a tricy!

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

(The html for images is here.)

< img src = " image url " / > (without spaces)

4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

Assemble a superteam from your various fandoms, and a team of supervillains for your team to fight. All members must be from different fandoms. Your teams must consist of the following:

Superteam
Team Leader - Severus Snape (if you don't know the fandom, how did you wind up on my flist?)
Warrior - Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild). YUM.
Smartypants - Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds). Mmmm, Remus Reid...
Hottie - Can I pick Reid again? Or Snape? Or Bear? Dude, my whole Superteam is HAWT, they don't need a specific hottie! ...okay, fine, Anthony Bourdain (No Reservations). Smart and snarky, with definite sex appeal.
Comic Relief - (Oh God, most of my fandoms are comedies, this one is hard.) Uhmmmm, Mike (Spaced)

Supervillains
Master - Tim Gunn (Project Runway, etc.). Mwahahaha, this just makes me laugh. And somehow I can picture it.
Loyal Lapdog - Stranz Van Waldenburg (Blades of Glory). So good at being someone else's bitch.
Mad Scientist - Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)... okay, so Garcia is FAR from a villain, but DUDE, if she suddenly snapped, can you not see it?! Mad scientist of the technological era, sitting in her office of unfettered evil genuis.
Bloodthirsty Assassin - Bellatrix Lestrange
Lovable Failure - Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous) *pets her* Drugs + evil = Bad.

I'm feeling exceptionally uninspired of late. (If anyone wants to prompt me, I'll try to drabble. No promises, but maybe someone will spark something. Oh, and keep it work safe, since I'm writing from work at the moment.)

Also, baaaahhh....