I am not human.

Meme from innerslytherin: First line of last 25 fics you wrote and try to find a pattern. At least 8 of these are co-written, so I'm counting only the first line I wrote in those fics. Also, some of these are unposted, and the first five are still wips. :P

( omg why am I awake doing this? )

By innerslytherin, who knew damn well who I'd pick... I think she just wanted to drool over my choice too.

1. Pick a hot guy... take a moment to think.
2. Is this really the guy you want?
3. Pick his top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.

( Matthew Gray Gubler = Sex Kitteh? )

Title: Nerve
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG
Summary: Morgan takes a bullet for Reid. Reid is tired of being treated like a kid.
Words: 1,100-ish
Prompt: Nerve, from the random word generator (http://watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx)
Notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas mnemosyne_1 and innerslytherin, the latter of which is to blame for all of this. :P

And I wordled the fic, just for fun:

Hee! I remember this game from when I was little!

		I will marry Paul Dano.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Mars in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 127 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a puce tricycle.
		I will spend my days as a comedian, and live happily ever after.

127 kids on a tricy!

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Go to Google Images and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).

(The html for images is here.)

< img src = " image url " / > (without spaces)

4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

Assemble a superteam from your various fandoms, and a team of supervillains for your team to fight. All members must be from different fandoms. Your teams must consist of the following:

Superteam
Team Leader - Severus Snape (if you don't know the fandom, how did you wind up on my flist?)
Warrior - Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild). YUM.
Smartypants - Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds). Mmmm, Remus Reid...
Hottie - Can I pick Reid again? Or Snape? Or Bear? Dude, my whole Superteam is HAWT, they don't need a specific hottie! ...okay, fine, Anthony Bourdain (No Reservations). Smart and snarky, with definite sex appeal.
Comic Relief - (Oh God, most of my fandoms are comedies, this one is hard.) Uhmmmm, Mike (Spaced)

Supervillains
Master - Tim Gunn (Project Runway, etc.). Mwahahaha, this just makes me laugh. And somehow I can picture it.
Loyal Lapdog - Stranz Van Waldenburg (Blades of Glory). So good at being someone else's bitch.
Mad Scientist - Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)... okay, so Garcia is FAR from a villain, but DUDE, if she suddenly snapped, can you not see it?! Mad scientist of the technological era, sitting in her office of unfettered evil genuis.
Bloodthirsty Assassin - Bellatrix Lestrange
Lovable Failure - Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous) *pets her* Drugs + evil = Bad.

I'm feeling exceptionally uninspired of late. (If anyone wants to prompt me, I'll try to drabble. No promises, but maybe someone will spark something. Oh, and keep it work safe, since I'm writing from work at the moment.)

Also, baaaahhh....

(1) you would show your mom if you didn't think she'd freak out.
(2) is most representative of you as a writer (however you choose to define that).
(3) is your best shot at "ventriloquizing" a voice or style that you don't normally use.
(4) contains characterization you're proudest of.
(5) has the cleverest premise (in your opinion) or contains the cleverest ideas.
(6) feels the most emotionally genuine to you (however you choose to define that).
(7) you'd give to an editor as a writing sample (pretend that porn isn't an issue).
(8) you would actually reread for pleasure.
(9) contains your best sex writing.
(10) you really want somebody to illustrate.
(11) has the best title.
(12) you wish more people had read.

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...a meme ganked from bratanimus, because it looked fun!

Leave a comment to ask any of my characters, from any of my stories, any question you want, and "they" will answer you! (Warning: there may be story spoilers in these comments.)

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