I am not human.

Title: Accessories Make the Outfit
Author: severity_softly
Rating: PG (if that)
Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Summary: What Rossi saw when he walked inside the door Aaron's office stopped him dead in his tracks.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Hotch/Garcia, borrowing an ink pen".

Title: Haiku
Author: severity_softly
Rating: R to be safe (sexual talk)
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Summary: Normally the notes were cute, affectionate. Today's note? Not so much.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Reid/Rossi, magnetic poetry".

( Both Drabbles This Way )

Title: Comfort in Threes
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid/Rossi
Rating: It's smutty, but probably only rated R
Word count: ~500
Kink: toys, semi-public sex
Notes: No dialogue and no plot whatsoever. The lovely innerslytherin gave this a quick beta! :)

Comfort in Threes

Title: Flintlock
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: R (smutty, but not graphically so)
Word count: ~500
Summary: It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Notes: PWP. Beta'd by innerslytherin. Written for elekanahmen.

Flintlock

Title: An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Ethan, implied unrequited Reid/any team member of your choosing (except JJ)
Rating: R (for drug use and sexual situations)
Word count: ~1,000
Summary: Ethan shows Reid a new form of distraction from his thoughts.
Notes: A coda to Jones. Angst. Beta'd by the wonderful innerslytherin. Pot facts taken from Wiki.

An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking

Title: The Ever-Evolving Face of Sex
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: R
Words: ~370
Summary: Emily suggests wax play.
Notes: Written for my wifey, innerslytherin, for providing me naughty Paget pictures. She requested Prentiss/Rossi and hot wax.

Title: Since We've Nowhere to Go
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R for smut
Word Count: ~6,000
Summary: Derek and Spencer, snowbound.
Notes: Written for the Winter Challenge at morganreid_cm. Self-beta'd, so feel free to point out any errors.

(Since We've Nowhere to Go)

Oh, I know all the people on my f-list in the CM fandom are members of the comms we update this to, but I feel like there's something missing from my journal if I don't update here too. So, yeah, sorry if you see this a gazillion times every time we update. Heh. :/ Only two more chapters and the epilogue to go, though. *sheepish grin*

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Twelve
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~6,100; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we've written our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're betaing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven

Part Twelve

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Eleven
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~10,000; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're beta'ing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten

Part Eleven

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Ten
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~11,000; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're beta'ing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D
Chapter Notes: This chapter has a few lines of dialogue lifted from "Lo-Fi".

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2, Part Eight, Part Nine

Part Ten

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Six
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17/FRAO for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~7,300; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi. (This chapter specifically references The Crossing and Tabula Rasa)
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we've written our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! These chapter are going to start coming faster now, as we plan to plow ahead to get this all posted before season four begins! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five

Part Six

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Five
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17/FRAO for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~8,800; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi.
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four

Part Five

Title: A Week Prior
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/James
Words: under 500
Summary: This is our last opportunity. Our only one.
Warnings: angst, infidelity (depending on how strictly you define it)
Notes: beta'd by the lovely innerslytherin

Remus grunted and shifted away from the wall, but the weight of James' body kept him pinned. "We shouldn't--"

"Moony," James interrupted urgently.

( Read more... )

1. a) Title: The Time is Right
Word Count: 100
Rating: R? (maybe light NC-17)
Challenge: #120 touch @ snupin100
Characters: Remus/Severus
Warnings: Genderfuck, implied MPREG
Authors Notes: Post-war AU. Probably inspired by ellid and nimrod_9's madness over at snape100 (LJ).

b) There is also another MPREG comment drabble (LJ) that Ellid bunnied me into! ;)

2. 21 pounds even off! Urgh, but coming off so slowly! I need to get back on track with exercise. I had a lazy week, then DH came out and I spent the next week reading and internetting over it, then it just got stupidly hot outside. Must re-commit to exercise now that it's gotten ever so slightly cooler!

3. I'm in an icon making mood and looking for Snupin Mpreg art that's not gift art that I can see about iconing with the artist's permission. But I'm totally failing at finding almost anything. Rec me some snupin mpreg art?

What is it with me and mpreg all of a sudden? ;)

Title: Hoo-ha
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Words: less than 300
Summary: Severus doesn't know any sexy words for his new genitals.
Warnings: genderfuck, CRACK, utter fail at being sexy ;)
A/N: Inspired by this post. hiddenfantsy's fault. And... I think I have enough shame reserve not to post this to any comms. :)

( Severus arched up, meeting Remus' body and rocking against it as much as he could manage with Remus pinning his wrists. )

Title: Without Preamble (spoilery warnings and secondary pairing at link)
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: Hard R
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Challenge (at snape100 on LJ, though I'm linking to it at my JF): Random Facts about Severus Snape: Severus Snape once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Title: Strange Bedfellows
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Rating: light R/hard PG-13
Pairing: Chazz/Snowflake
Word count: 100
Challenge: mistakes @ bog100
Warning: mild hint of dub-con, possibly cracky

Title: Searching for Something Unknown
Rating: R/very light NC-17 (Adult, please don't read if you're underage)
Characters: Chazz centric (with Chazz's parents, Chazz/various groupies, Coach/Jesse, and Chazz/Jimmy) :)
Word count: 1,320ish
Warnings: angst, sexual situations (some Very Underage), sexism, um, angst... and romance, I suppose, under the angst.... not a pretty picture of Chazz' past
A/N: Ages may not be canon compliant, and quotes from film may not be 100% accurate, but they are close. Hey, until I own it, you can't expect me to be perfect. XD Also, un-betad, as I just sent all my betas a rather big project and didn't want to over-burden them. Feel free to point out any mistakes if found!

Hangovers are a bitch. Really. Ugh. On that subject, some of you missed drunk!Severity online last night. Not sure if you should be sad about that or not. XD Also keep thinking I left drunken comments on people's LJs... but I can't recall. ;)

Uhm... this week's bog100 prompt is "practice." So get drabbling! XD Also, I won blades_of_glory's 100 member community drabble challenge! Woot! I've never won anything like that before! That means TICKETS (and buttons!)! To go see it again! *headdesk* I only hope that it doesn't leave the theatres any time soon. It's not been full once when I've seen it, and I saw it at least once where I was the only person in the theatre. No, BoG was not getting it's box office success from Tennessee. *shakes head*

Anyway, re-posting teh drabble that won here in the interest of keeping everything in one place:

Title: Tease
Pairing: Chazz/Jimmy
Rating: R, for boy bits and sexual situations ;)
Words: 100
Summary: There's never been a pair of lips Chazz Michael Michaels wanted that he didn't get.

( He needed that mouth. )

What else? Oh, made a BoG mood theme. If any of you guys want it, all the info, along with a .zip to download all the images, is here.

Diligently editing my lupin_snape Fantasy Fest fic, but it needed more involved editing than I thought initially. :(

Oh, and if the road to hell is paved with RPS, I'm suddenly one of the gatekeepers. bog_rps. Yes. XD

And I want this so badly. Maybe I can get my Paypal issues fixed and they'll have another after my next paycheck (bi-weekly checks really suck ass!) I caved, fixed my paypal account, and bid because it ends not long long before I get paid again!

Netflix sent out School for Scoundrels yesterday! :D

I think that's it. Hmm... starting to think maybe I need a Blades filter on my flist. Yes? No? XD

Wrote three drabbles today for snupin100's 100th challenge celebration!

Title: Out With It
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
A/N: set during PoA

Title: The Curse
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
A/N: Set not long after PoA

Title: Thinking of You (scroll down to second drabble)
Word Count: 100
Rating: R (heavy innuendo)
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Warnings: sex toys, crossdressing