I am not human.

Title: Accessories Make the Outfit
Author: severity_softly
Rating: PG (if that)
Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Summary: What Rossi saw when he walked inside the door Aaron's office stopped him dead in his tracks.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Hotch/Garcia, borrowing an ink pen".

Title: Haiku
Author: severity_softly
Rating: R to be safe (sexual talk)
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Summary: Normally the notes were cute, affectionate. Today's note? Not so much.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Reid/Rossi, magnetic poetry".

( Both Drabbles This Way )

Title: Circle City Blues
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi
Rating: PG
Summary: Dave offers Aaron a little comfort after a bad case.
Word count: ~3,000
Notes: RP format.  Self-betaed, so feel free to point out any errors. This is just a little comfort fic featuring our 'comfort pairing'.

( Circle City Blues )

Title: Inappropriate (But Unavoidable)
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/JJ
Rating: PG
Word count: ~17,500
Summary: After breaking up with Will, JJ eventually can't hide her pregnancy from her boss. What she doesn't expect is for Hotch to step in as a surrogate father...and she certainly doesn't expect for her own feelings about Hotch to change as her pregnancy progresses.
Notes: Mild AU--JJ succeeded in breaking up with Will in "In Heat". We Feng Shui'ed canon where we needed to from there (part of Lo-fi, Will's role in fatherhood, etc.). ;) Thanks to nebula99 for fact-checking the whole pregnancy/motherhood thing, and for darkhawkhealer for additional info.

This is part of the "What Happens in Vegas" universe. The first fic in that universe, Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas, does NOT need to be read first, but will hopefully add to your enjoyment when read in company with this fic.

( Inappropriate (But Unavoidable) )

Three drabbles, Reid/Rossi and Hotch/Reid, up to PG-13

Title: You and Me
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: PG-13
Notes: ~550 words. Written for panijeziora, who requested "rossi/reid , new year's party :)" in my drabble offer from the day before yesterday.

( You and Me )

Title: Push, Pull
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: PG-13 (if that)
Notes: ~600 words. Written for spinningcompass, who requested "Hotch/Reid, At last there is nothing left to say" in my drabble offer from the day before yesterday.

( Push, Pull )

Title: More Bark Than Bite
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: PG
Notes: ~400 words. Written for chibi_nezu, who requested "Reid/Rossi, and The Reid Effect" in my drabble offer from the day before yesterday.

( More Bark Than Bite )

Drabble offer IS still open, but I am starting to run out of steam, so I make no promises at this point. :P

Three drabbles/ficlets; Morgan/Reid, Hotch/Reid, Reid/Rossi; up to PG-13

Title: A Candlelit Dinner for Two
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG
Notes: ~200 words. Written for ionaonie, who requested "Morgan/Reid. Something fluffy. Maybe in the budding weeks of their relationship" in my drabble offer from yesterday.

( A Candlelit Dinner for Two )

Title: Presents and Stealth Attacks
Pairing/Characters: Hotch/Reid, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Notes: ~600 words. Written for slash_girl, who requested "Hotch/Reid. Under the Christmas tree--take that however you want. *G*" in my drabble offer from yesterday. I couldn't figure out how to fit two grown men under the tree without knocking it over *cough*, so here you go!

( Presents and Stealth Attacks )

Title: Comfort Through the Dark
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: PG
Notes: ~350 words. Written for innerslytherin, who requested "Reid/Rossi. Candles and power outages" in my drabble offer from yesterday.

( Comfort Through the Dark )

Drabble offer is still open, btw, as of right now. I may close it if I get many more, though.

Title: Pumpkin
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Garcia
Rating: PG
Word count: ~600
Notes: Beta'd by innerslytherin, who, coincidentally, you can blame the cat on. :)

(Pumpkin)

Yes, we are FINALLY starting to post this. :D

Title: The Expansion of Two Natures, part one
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi, and a little Hotch/Haley
Rating: PG for this part, NC-17 overall
Summary: When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi--one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship...but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most...
Word count: ~10,000 for this part, ~78,000 overall (NOT a WIP)
Notes: RP format. Mild AU, as we played fast and loose with Hotch's already screwy back story (especially in regards to his work history and the timeline of his marriage to Haley). If you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out. :)

(The Expansion of Two Natures, part one)

Title: Footsteps
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Prentiss
Rating: PG
Summary: A hot tub is more consistent than a man (but not what Emily needs).
Spoilers: Paradise
Notes: ~800 words. Written for the Emily Prentiss Appreciation Day. Takes place after Paradise and references Emily and Derek's conversation at the beginning of the episode. And oh, well, I always wanted to try my hand at this pairing anyway! :)

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Thirteen
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG/FRT this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~4,500; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're betaing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve

Part Thirteen

Title: 60 Watt
Rating: PG for suggestion?
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Summary: Morgan thinks it's time to work on one of Reid's phobias.
Notes: Drabble. All dialog. Utter fluff.

Title: Nerve
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG
Summary: Morgan takes a bullet for Reid. Reid is tired of being treated like a kid.
Words: 1,100-ish
Prompt: Nerve, from the random word generator (http://watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx)
Notes: Much thanks to my wonderful betas mnemosyne_1 and innerslytherin, the latter of which is to blame for all of this. :P

And I wordled the fic, just for fun:

A couple drabbles from when I asked for prompts the other day...

schemingreader prompted me with "How Eileen Snape realized she must be pregnant." I... twisted it a bit. ;) (Eileen/Tobais, PG)

( Let it never be said that Slytherin love is not obsessive love. )

innerslytherin wanted "Remus/Peter, mismatched socks and champagne." I added Valentines Day, in honor of the day.... *G* Remus, apparently, shares my personal sock philosophy. (Remus/Peter, PG)

( 'Can't you just do a charm?' Peter asked curiously, tilting his head at Remus. )

Short ficlet (just over 500 words). Spoilers. ( header under cut, just in case )

I'm clearly going to hell.

Title: Out of the Rain
Pairing: Will/Jon
Rating: PG for this part, possibly up to NC-17 in the future
Word Count: 900ish (this part)
Warnings: ANGST, adultery
A/N: This will be continued, but I have no timeline for it, as I'm dealing with heavier issues than I normally do in slash fic in this part and I'm not sure how deeply I want to delve into them. We'll call it a WIP, okay? :) Also, this is for hill_. She knows what she did to deserve it! I tried to write smut for you, Hill, but this is what happened for the first part. Smut will come, I promise! I hope angst is acceptable for now.

Posted HERE at bog_rps (friends-locked to that comm, because I would like not to be sued - so you'll have to join that comm to read it... btw, if you haven't joined it yet, why not?!).

Title: A Kiss is Just a Kiss
Pairing: RPS - Will Ferrell/Jon Heder
Rating: PG
Words: 600ish
Summary: A few interviews later...
Author's notes: Inspired by this video. Don't lie, you know we all wanted it to happen!
Disclaimer: This is a work of complete fiction. I don't own either of these men though I wish I did. ...Jon? Will? Don't sue me. ;)

1. bog100 got off to a great start yesterday! The prompt is Beginnings and people are actually drabbling... and by "people," I mean not just me! ;) This makes me happy in my modly pants! No drawbles yet, though. *eyes artists* :D

2. Speaking of me being a dork and writing for my own challenge...

Title: The Drowned Man
Character(s): Stranz-centric (w/Chazz, Jimmy, and Fairchild)
Rating: PG
Summary: Stranz thought he put an end to his competition.

3. I, of course, didn't allow myself to work on that until I got some of my Snupin Fantasy Fest fic done. Not much, but I figured out what to fill a couple holes with. Also think I might cut the porn, as it feels awkward at the moment. Will go back to Borders (whose cafe workers are going to get so sick of me) after work to try to write more on it, and then, hopefully, be around online tonight...

Realized two things: Severus in this fic reminds me of my own father in some ways. Mostly in the way he choses to explain things to small children (which made both me and my sister burst into tears, even if what he was explaining was incredibly mundane. We still haven't figured that out to this day.). :/ Also, Muggle nannies don't like him very much. ;)

4. Dove Pro-Age body wash is LOVE. (What?! I finally realized that while my brain sometimes is, my skin is not 17 anymore! Shocking, I know.) That stuff felt so good, I really didn't want to get out of the shower.

5. I keep seeing ice cream commercials and I really want some. Now. At 8:30 am. :P

Title: The Chemist and The Ass
Rating: PG
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Pairing: Chazz/Jimmy (Unrequited, probably, but read however you'd like it to be *g*)
Length: drabble
Summary: Chazz thinks Jimmy might be more entertaining if he could just get him drunk.
A/N: Fluff. Written on a whim. I am taking requests for drabbles to keep me occupied in BoGland while I wait for my porn to be betad. ;) I make no promises, but I will try if inspired. *g*

I kept worrying about how terribly American the dialog was for no reason, wanting Chazz to be able to simply summon the lube instead of having to go to the hassle of leaning out of bed for it (or better yet, prepare Jimmy with a whispered spell), and wondering why they couldn't just Scourgify themselves after sex like "normal" people...

On the plus side, I did get sweet little Jimmy MacElroy well fucked. Should be able to finish this tonight and send to beta! Whee!

ETA: As long as I'm here, a rec. I haven't read everything flitting across blades_of_glory (because, omg, so much goodness!) yet, but this killed me dead of the cute. *squishes fluffy fluffy ficlet*

Title: Insomnia
Author: yuna_firerose
Rating: PG
Pairing: Chazz/Jimmy
Summary: Chazz has insomnia, and Jimmy certainly isn’t helping.

This is just something silly that popped in my head. Try not to take it too seriously. I'm not. I'm really, really not. :P Jimmy/Chazz porn coming, I promise. I've almost got to the smut. XD

Title: Magnificent
Rating: PG, for kissing
Pairing: Severus Snape/Jimmy MacElroy
Fandoms: Harry Potter x Blades of Glory
Word count: less than 500
Summary: Severus has a problem with the way Jimmy is teaching the students.
Warnings: This is just plain silly.
A/N: Wonky POV. Forgive me.

( If you can dream it, you can do it! )

Wrote three drabbles today for snupin100's 100th challenge celebration!

Title: Out With It
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
A/N: set during PoA

Title: The Curse
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
A/N: Set not long after PoA

Title: Thinking of You (scroll down to second drabble)
Word Count: 100
Rating: R (heavy innuendo)
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Warnings: sex toys, crossdressing