I am not human.

Title: A Modicum of Comfort
Authors:: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: PORN NC-17/FRAO
Summary: On the night of Hotch's divorce, he finds comfort in an unexpected place.
Word count: ~13,000 (both parts)
A/N: Severity is ebil and made Innerslytherin a H/R shipper. Mwahaha! ;) One shot. Posted for the Bring Back the Porn Challenge @ IJ. :D Thank you to aoibhe and norinoricat for beta reading it!

Part One and Part Two

(Posted at our shiny new comm to house our co-written fic, geekystudmuffin. Feel the shiny newness of it!)

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Ten
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~11,000; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're beta'ing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D
Chapter Notes: This chapter has a few lines of dialogue lifted from "Lo-Fi".

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2, Part Eight, Part Nine

Part Ten

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, part nine
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: NC-17/FRAO this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~9,700; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're beta'ing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D
Chapter Notes: This chapter has some dialogue lifted from "Lo-Fi".

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2, Part Eight

( Part Nine )

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, part eight
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: NC-17 this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~10,000; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-Fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-Fi. :) Also, we're beta'ing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven 1/2, Part Seven 2/2


( Part Eight )

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Seven (broken into two parts)
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: part 7 ~15000 (both parts); overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi.
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we've written our own ending to Lo-fi. :) This chapter was too long for one LJ post, so it's broken into two! This chapter also takes place directly after part six, on the same day. And we're beta'ing this ourselves now, so if you find any glaring errors, feel free to point them out! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six

Part Seven (1/2), Part Seven (2/2)

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Six
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17/FRAO for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~7,300; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi. (This chapter specifically references The Crossing and Tabula Rasa)
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we've written our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! These chapter are going to start coming faster now, as we plan to plow ahead to get this all posted before season four begins! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five

Part Six

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Five
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17/FRAO for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~8,800; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi.
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four

Part Five

Wah, I forgot to update here!

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Four
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: R/FRM this part (up to NC-17/FRAO for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~10,000; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi. (This chapter takes place right after In Heat.)
Warnings: This chapter: Angst; Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three

Part Four

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Three
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG/PG-13/FRT this part (up to NC-17/FRAO for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~5,300; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi. (This chapter takes place right after In Heat.)
Warnings: This chapter: Angst; Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! :D

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two

Part Three

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part Two
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG-13 this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~7000; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rasa, and Lo-fi. (This chapter takes place before and during In Heat.)
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! :D

Previous Part: Part One

Part Two

Title: Miles To Go Before We Sleep, Part One
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: PG-13 this part (up to NC-17 for the entire fic)
Summary: After Reid goes off the rails in Texas, Morgan decides Reid needs a friend to support him through whatever he's going through. Several cases and "awesomely" bad sci-fi flicks later, they both realize "friendship" isn't exactly what they want...but sorting through the baggage that stands in the way of a closer relationship is more difficult than either of them expected. Starting immediately after "Elephant's Memory" and running beyond the end of "Lo-fi", this is a multi-chaptered, non-WIP fic.
Word count: this part, ~9100; overall, ~130K
Spoilers: Entire series - specifically Profiler, Profiled, The Big Game/Revelations, Elephant's Memory, In Heat, Tabula Rassa, and Lo-fi
Warnings: Overall: UST, references to past sexual abuse, drug use/references to past drug use
Notes: Written in RP format. Not currently AU, but it surely will be after season four starts, as we're writing our own ending to Lo-fi. :) A million thanks to mnemosyne_1 for being an awesome beta! :D

Part One

sakhgsjk;;g well, still a WIP even though May is over... I STARTED writing chapter 30 after a little break, but family drama sapped my muse. Hopefully it will be done shortly, though. Anyway, I've realised I never posted the last few chapters of this at my journal!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, part 23-29/35??
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing (this part): Remus/Frank (Little Miss Sunshine), unrequited Remus/Dwayne (LMS), Remus/Severus, hints of unrequited Remus/Peter
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings: many
Overall warnings: Angst
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count: 62K + (overall, and still going)
Notes: *flail* I've got at least 5-6 more chapters of this, but I won't be posting every day anymore. Hopefully every few days, as I need to breathe a little now that it's June. :P Thanks so so much to innerslytherin, who held my hand a lot, and mnemosyne_1, who kicked my grammar into shape, for the beta-reading this month!

(links to ALL chapters, if you missed the beginning, at the post to pervy_werewolf)
Part 23 l Part 24 l Part 25 l Part 26 l Part 27 l Part 28 l Part 29

My lmom fic is at about 47K (roughly, as I've been rounding up/down word counts). If I keep averaging 2K a day, I'll be over 60K when I'm done. The longest fic I have written previously has be right at 20k. I'm just sort of boggling at myself, because I was just telling someone last month that I didn't think I had it in me to write novel length (and yes, I did do LMOM and NaNo in '06, but lmom that year was all random stories and my NaNo novel became mostly incoherent by the last 10-15K.) Of course, I'm sure it helps in this case that it's like 50% porn. XD Anyway, new chapters I haven't posted here:

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, part 22/29 (I hope)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing (these chapters): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus, Remus/Spencer Reid (Harry Potter/Criminal Minds crossover)
Characters/Pairing (overall fic): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings: many *g*
Overall warnings: Angst
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count: 47K-ish, so far
Notes: Thanks so so much to innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1 for the beta-reading!

Part 15 l Part 16 l Part 17 l Part 18 l Part 19 l Part 20 l Part 21 l Part 22

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BONUS LMOM FICS! (One because I got stuck on AIAoC, and one because of Monkey Day! *G*)

Title: Remus' Favourite Toy
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Remus/himself, Remus/monkey, Remus/Peter/monkey... no actual monkeys were harmed in the writing of this fic. *giggles*
Kinks/Warnings: Sex toys? Remus is very young when he has his first erection.
Challenge: LMOM, day twenty-one
Word count: 500 (two double drabbles, one single drabble)
Notes: Might be the oddest thing I've ever written. Dubiously beta'd by innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1!

Title: The Bet
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Severus
Kinks/Warnings: shaving, finger sucking
Challenge: LMOM '08, day eighteen
Word Count: 650-ish
Notes: Weird little bunny, post-war AU, and PWP. Beta'd by the wonderful innerslytherin!

For those of you who don't follow pervy_werewolf, I've been participating in the Lusty Month of May fest there, which is just a massive Remus-centric porn parade throughout the this month. I did it and "won" in 2006, and was crazy enough to try again this year! And week two is over, so here's what came of that!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, parts 8-14 of 31 (I hope)
Rating: ranges from PG-13 to NC-17
Pairings (so far, entire fic): Remus/Severus, Remus/Peter, Severus/Remus/Peter (sort of, and only in fantasy), Peter/Bertha Jorkins (mentions of James/Lily and Sirius/Emmeline Vance)
Characters/Pairing (overall): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings (so far): Too many to list here
Overall warnings: Angst, also a character with a major issue accepting their homosexuality
Challenge: LMOM '08
Total Word Count (so far): 28K+
Notes: Thanks so so much to innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1 for beta reading, and saving Remus from brass instruments in his pants! :)

Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 l Part 14

Also, if you like Remus porn, go to the comm encourage some of us brave souls trying to last the month by leaving some feedback!

For those of you who don't follow pervy_werewolf, I've been participating in the Lusty Month of May fest there, which is just a massive Remus-centric porn parade throughout the this month. I did it and "won" in 2006, and was crazy enough to try again this year! Here's what I have so far!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, parts 1-7 of 31 (I hope)
Rating: ranges from PG-13 to NC-17
Pairings (so far): Remus/Severus, Remus/Peter, Peter/Bertha Jorkins (mentions of James/Lily and Sirius/Emmeline Vance)
Characters/Pairing (overall fic): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings (so far): Too many to list here
Overall warnings: Angst, also a character with a major issue accepting their homosexuality
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count (so far): 12K+
Notes: First two parts are sort of prologue-ish, as my brain was still adjusting to the idea of doing this thing again. :P I plan to span 7th year to POA, and keep this canon compliant. Thanks so so much to innerslytherin for inspiring the Remus/Peter love, and for the speed beta-reading. :)

Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7

Also, if you like Remus porn, go to the comm encourage some of us brave souls trying to last the month! Comments are lower than I've seen them this year, and I know from doing it that even a few words of encouragement can really help keep your momentum going. I try, but with writing in it too, I get overwhelmed. (And I'm not just encouraging comments for myself, either. I know a major pairing in my fic is one that only a handful of people would ever read, so I wasn't expecting much feedback due to that, anyway, and besides, I'm enjoying writing it just for the writing of it! ...But if you want to encourage me too, I obviously wouldn't complain *G*)

I have all sorts of other thoughts rolling around in my head about doing this fest again, and how different an experience it is for me this year, but I will save those for another post. *G*

Title: On One Condition
Author: severity_softly
Rating: mild NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Challenge: Trading Places
Words: under 800
Warnings: cross-dressing, mild D/s
Notes: For the lupin_snape Trading Places Challenge, based on osmalic's GORGEOUS art Oh What Fun. (NWS!) Betad by innerslytherin. *HUG* Also, I blame the tone entirely on that collar! GUH!

I have A LOT to say about writing this fic, which I may or may not ever get to typing out. I'm really not sure anyone really cares to hear me go on about my writing anyway... Actually, both my SnuSa this year and my Smutmas fic were interesting beasts to write... for me, at least... but I can't focus right now and feel sort of gross, so it will not be now that I babble. :P Anyway, I owe innerslytherin a million thanks for the beta, hand holding, hair pets, and loving arse kicking (this fic might've died in my head without her help and encouragement!), and enigmalea for the second beta and helping me fix my soppy ending. XD This was my SnuSa gift for snapelike, and quite a bit of a stretch for me, but I'm pretty pleased with the final result. :)

Title: A Hundred Tiny Threads
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blinded in the final battle and stripped of his wand, Severus finds himself locked in a cell after the dust settles, feeling hopeless and no better than a Muggle. After a seemingly endless wait, he is finally allowed his "freedom" from Ministry incarceration only by, once again, binding his life to another's... but at least Lupin is better than the alternatives.
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Lupin, Minerva, Hermione, Bellatrix, minor omc
Warnings/kinks: Forced marriage, disability, H/C, first time, angst, romance
Word count: 20,000-ish
Authors notes: Snupin Santa gift for snapelike. Post-war, canon to HBP (AU). Title comes from a quote by Simone Signoret: "Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years."

Whee! merry_smutmas reveals are up! And if I didn't gush enough in my comment, McKay, thank you again for my gift! ♥ ♥ ♥

I wound up writing a bit darker than usual for my gift to give in Smutmas, but it was fun once I hit my stride in it (heh, the entire first draft actually got scrapped as a gift and posted in October as a non-gift instead, because I wrote it all and decided the gift should really be something... else. *g* Something more specific.) I ended up quite pleased with what the final product was. Here it be:

Title: Old Times' Sake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin (Lupin/Tonks in the background)
Summary: When Remus turns to Severus for his potion even after everything Severus has done, Remus isn't sure what he trusts, or wants, Severus to do more - help him or kill him. He just never expected Severus would ask for the payment he does.
Warnings: adultery, dub-con, prostitution (in a sense), breathplay, suicidal thoughts, more...
Author's notes: DH compliant. Much thanks to enigmalea for the beta! Written as a merry_smutmas gift for snegurochka_lee. :)

Title: Even Ground
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mwpp era (underage sex), dub-con (in the interest of full disclosure, it starts as non-con), first time, a little frottage, oral, dark!Remus, a bit of ropes, pretty much pwp, blackmail!sex
Word Count: 2300

Title: Gratitude Bestows Reverence
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,400ish
Warnings/kinks: completely post-war AU, mpreg, genderfuck, love!sex/reverent!sex, mild angst
Summary: Severus was not generally one to feel ashamed of the things he couldn't help, but they hadn't had sex since they had discovered Severus was pregnant, twenty one weeks ago. It had been like a marathon of abstinence, considering they normally couldn't keep their hands off each other.
Notes: Beta'd by enigmalea and kittehkat! Title from a quote by John Milton: "Gratitude bestows reverence, allowing us to encounter everyday epiphanies, those transcendent moments of awe that change forever how we experience life and the world." For hiddenfantasy, whose Remus I am beginning to believe I have a telepathic link to.