I am not human.

Title: With Both Hands
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Summary: When Hotch is injured, Emily has to confront the way she feels about him.
Word count: ~15,500
Notes: This was written for mcgarrygirl78's birthday, which is still technically a bit over 3 hours away, but we're impatient. I (Severity) wanted to write something for you, and I figured what better than to write your OTP. Of course, I wasn't sure I could do it, so I enlisted help... and as usual, we can't seem to write short. Anyway, we wound up having fun doing it (!), and we hope you enjoy it. Happy birthday, dear!

( With Both Hands )

Title: Love Like a Fever
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~13,500
Summary: When Aaron takes his annual leave to spend time with Jack, he winds up needing Spencer to help him through a hard time. After the scare is over, Aaron and Spencer find themselves closer than before.
Notes: This started off as an idea to write slash_girl a short little fic to say thanks (she knows why). But then our muses ran away with it and it wound up not being so short. Anyway, thank you, Stacy. We hope you enjoy it.

( Love Like a Fever )

Title: With All My Worldly Good
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~7,000
Warning/Kink: Highlight between stars to read: * outdoor sex *
Summary: After attending the funeral of a friend, Dave has a few things he wants Spencer to know.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part FOUR. :)

( With All My Worldly Good )

Title: Regrets You Never Want To Have After A Bittersweet Parting
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
WC: ~13,300
Summary: Things with Dave haven't smoothed over quite so well after Emily's pregnancy scare...and suddenly they may not have time left to make things right.

Notes: This fic is part of the What Happens In Vegas Universe. While it can be read as a stand-alone fic, it takes place after the other fics in the universe, and we feel that reading Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas and Things You Never Want to Hear After a One-Night-Stand in Vegas will add to your enjoyment of this fic.


( Regrets You Never Want To Have After A Bittersweet Parting )

Title: So Easy
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: JJ/Emily, fantasy!JJ/Rossi/Emily
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1,500
Summary: If you ever tell your lover you've had a little thing for a guy you've both known for years, be prepared for her reaction. Even if it's not what you might have expected.
Spoilers: This is a tag to the end of Zoe's Reprise.
Notes: Betaing and hand-holding from darkhawkhealer and elekanahmen. I don't usually write girl porn, so it was much appreciated! :D

(So Easy)

Title: The Logical Next Step
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~14,200
Summary: Dave and Spencer have been together long enough to know they want forever, and Dave knows what the logical next step would be if Spencer were a woman. Dave decides to take that step over Valentine's Day weekend.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part THREE. :)

(The Logical Next Step)

Title: A Simple Plan
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~15,700
Summary: With Valentine's Day approaching, Morgan makes a surprising discovery about Reid, and then sets out to win his interest...by being an anonymous admirer.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

( Part One )
( Part Two )

Title: Having It All
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid/Morgan
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~17,000
Warning: Double penetration
Notes: Self-betaed. Set generically during season three. RP format.
Summary: After Reid finds out about Hotch and Morgan's relationship, he considers walking away from the BAU. Morgan and Hotch have something else in mind.

IMPORTANT NOTE:This is the fourth and final installment of a four-part series (Hotch/Morgan/Reid--all four parts posted this week). The first three installments, Helping Morgan, Watching Hotch, and Wanting Reid, should be read for context.


( Having It All, Part One )
( Having It All, Part Two )
( Having It All, Part Three )

Title: Wanting Reid
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid, Hotch/Morgan
Rating: PG-13/FRT (series is NC-17 overall)
WC: ~9,800
Summary: When Reid finds out Hotch's divorce is final, he makes his move. Unfortunately for Reid, he doesn't know what's going on between Morgan and Hotch.

Notes: Self-betaed. Set generically during season three. RP format. This is the third installment of a four-part series (eventual Hotch/Morgan/Reid--all four parts to be posted this week). The first two installments, Helping Morgan and Watching Hotch, should be read for context.

Title: Watching Hotch
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Morgan
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~6,600
Summary: Several weeks after Morgan and Hotch share one night in a hotel room in New Jersey, Morgan finally does something about his unexpected jealousy.

Notes: Self-betaed. Set generically during season three. RP format. This is the second installment of a four-part series (eventual Hotch/Morgan/Reid--all four parts to be posted this week). The first installment, Helping Morgan, should be read for context.

( Watching Hotch )

Title: Helping Morgan
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Morgan
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~10,500
Summary: Injured in the line of duty, Morgan allows Hotch to take care of him...and then offers to 'take care' of Hotch in return.
Notes: Self-betaed. Set generically during season three. This is the first part of a four-part series (eventual Hotch/Morgan/Reid--all four parts to be posted this week).

(Helping Morgan )

Title: Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What Emily Prentiss really did when the team spent that extra night in Vegas.
Word count: ~10,500
Spoilers: Set between The Instincts and Memoriam, with some dialogue/situations lifted from the first scene of Memoriam, but no real spoilers otherwise.
Notes: This is in the same universe as a fic we haven't posted yet, a Hotch/JJ fic that we're working on re-writing. All you really need to know about that fic is that JJ and Hotch like each other and won't admit it at the point where this fic and that one cross paths. This is self-betaed, so feel free to point out any remaining errors.

( Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas )

Title: Of Cowboys and FBI Agents
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,100
Summary: Aaron catches Spencer in the act.
Notes: Complete and utter PWP. Unbetad, so feel free to point out errors. Written for nebula99, who suggested Reid/Hotch, "I want to watch you jerking off". This turned into more of a ficlet than a drabble...

Title: The Expansion of Two Natures, parts nine and ten
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi, and a little Hotch/Haley
Rating: R for these parts and NC-17 overall
Summary: When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi--one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship...but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most...
Word count: ~5,000 for this part nine, ~7,300 for part ten, ~78,000 overall
Notes: RP format. Mild AU, as we played fast and loose with Hotch's already screwy back story (especially in regards to his work history and the timeline of his marriage to Haley).

Previous parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four-a, Part Four-b, Part Five-a, Part Five-b, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight

"Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other." - Felix Adler

( Part Nine )
( Part Ten )


These are the final chapters. Thanks so much for the encouragement and great comments along the way!

Title: The Place You Least Expect
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you." ~ William Arthur Ward
Word count: ~25,000
Warning/Kink: Highlight between stars to read: * rimming *
Notes: RP format. Self-betaed, so feel free to point out any errors we may have missed. We wrote this over the fall (so if it contradicts recent canon anywhere, that's why), and is the beginning of a series, the second part of which (Conscious of Our Treasures) has already been posted because it was seasonal. :3 This is the first part, which explains how they got together. :)

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part ONE (in spite of being posted second), though each installment may also be read as a stand alone fic. :

(The Place You Least Expect)

I have been promising cross-dressing porn, haven't I? *G*

Title: 'Lady' in Red
Author: severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Reid, the rest of the team.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The team only has one viable option to lure their unsub out of a club and away from his potential victims: Reid.
Kinks/warnings: cross-dressing :D
Word count: ~4,200
Notes: Beta'd by innerslytherin.

Title: Nerds Do It Better (Even if They're Not Always User Friendly)
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairings: Reid/Kevin, Garcia/Kevin
Rating: NC-17 (explicit slash, non-graphic het)
Word count: ~20,000
Kinks: Voyeurism
Summary: Garcia loves Kevin; Kevin loves Garcia. Kevin likes Reid; Garcia likes to watch ... And Garcia always gets her way, even if sometimes it takes a little work to achieve her goals.
Notes: Self beta'd, so feel free to point out any missed errors. :)

(Nerds Do It Better (Even if They're Not Always User Friendly))

Okay, this is long, but I'm not cutting it. :P

Eeeeeee! The reveals for cm_exchange went up while I was in bed last night! I didn't post it, but I still feel a little like Santa! LOL

I realize I gave my gift a little rec before, and I had actually meant to elaborate on it as well as rec a couple more fics. I didn't quite get to it/them before the reveals, but my WONDERFUL gift was Coming Home, and was written by nebula99! It's really one of the better Reid gen fics I've read, and features Diana Reid (which is always, ALWAYS a plus for me, when it's done well), who is just so perfect in it. I was alternately grinning and wanting to snuggle Spencer as I read it, so if that's your cuppa, you should definitely take a read.

On the opposite side of the fandom pool, I had also meant to rec Welcome (To The Jungle), which was written by the fabulous aoibhe. It's... disturbingly sexy. That's really the most accurate description I can think of. *G* It's smutty, drug fic done so well--you know, the kind where you feel absolutely dirty reading it, but it's too hot to click the back button. Mmmm..... So, if you like that and can take the warnings, go read it!

Also, I already recced it before, but I am now relieved that I'm allowed to grumble at elekanahmen publicly for making me like femslash. *grumbles*

I sort of have some babbling in my head about the fic that I solo wrote for the exchange. I may or may not actually post it. It feels really self-indulgent to talk about my own fics sometimes, but if I had been revealed as the author when I did my year end fic meme, I would have babbled about it then. So maybe.

Of course, I said the same thing about my snupin_santa fic last year, and never actually talked about it, and that fic was ten times harder to write than this one. That fic had to grow five thousand words between the first and second beta because it just wasn't cutting it yet, and made me want to fling myself off cliffs. I was starting to lose my love of the fandom by the time I was finishing writing it, and I swear, I thought that fic would end me. ;) Oddly enough, it's one of the ones I am the most proud of now. *G*

One last thing I want to say before I pimp my own fics, is that overall, I am very, VERY impressed with the fics that came out of this fest. To everyone who participated, if you're reading this, THANK YOU. It was wonderful.

AND NOW FOR THE FICS I WROTE/CO-WROTE!

Title: Worthy of the Word
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Word Count: ~9,000
Warnings/spoilers: Mild spoilers for Damaged (mostly just for the tail end) and major spoilers for Elephant's Memory.
Summary: Hotch and Reid get a push towards each other from an unexpected source, but often, it's easier to admit to what you want than it is to actually take it.
A/N: Written for slash_girl for cm_exchange! A few lines of dialogue have been lifted directly from Elephant's Memory. Thanks to nebula99 for the beta and reassurance that my giftee would not read it and go O.o, and to innerslytherin for the beta and her sheer fabulousness (and all the hand holding when this fic made me bite my nails)!

(Worthy of the Word)

AND! The pinch hit!

Title: Uncertain Terrain
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Morgan
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Word Count: 12,400
Warnings/spoilers: mild violence
Summary/prompt: Lost in the wilderness, Morgan has to take care of an injured Hotch. Afterwards, they have to deal with the way things between them have changed.
A/N: Written for aoibhe for cm_exchange!

(Uncertain Terrain)

Title: The Expansion of Two Natures, part seven
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi, and a little Hotch/Haley
Rating: PG-13 for this part, NC-17 overall
Summary: When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi--one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship...but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most...
Word count: ~6,600 for this part, ~78,000 overall
Notes: RP format. Mild AU, as we played fast and loose with Hotch's already screwy back story (especially in regards to his work history and the timeline of his marriage to Haley).

Previous parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four-a, Part Four-b, Part Five-a, Part Five-b, Part Six

"Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other." - Felix Adler

( The Expansion of Two Natures, Part Seven )

Title: The Expansion of Two Natures, part six
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi, and a little Hotch/Haley
Rating: PG-13 for this part, NC-17 overall
Summary: When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi--one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship...but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most...
Word count: ~5,000 for this part, ~78,000 overall
Notes: RP format. Mild AU, as we played fast and loose with Hotch's already screwy back story (especially in regards to his work history and the timeline of his marriage to Haley).

Previous parts: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four-a, Part Four-b, Part Five-a, Part Five-b

"Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other." - Felix Adler

( The Expansion of Two Natures, Part Six )