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June 5th, 2009

Accessories Make the Outfit (Hotch/Garcia, PG), and Haiku (Reid/Rossi, R)

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Title: Accessories Make the Outfit
Author: [info]severity_softly
Rating: PG (if that)
Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Summary: What Rossi saw when he walked inside the door Aaron's office stopped him dead in his tracks.
Notes: just a drabble, from [info]innerslytherin's prompt "Hotch/Garcia, borrowing an ink pen".

Title: Haiku
Author: [info]severity_softly
Rating: R to be safe (sexual talk)
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Summary: Normally the notes were cute, affectionate. Today's note? Not so much.
Notes: just a drabble, from [info]innerslytherin's prompt "Reid/Rossi, magnetic poetry".

( Both Drabbles This Way )

April 26th, 2009

Not-So-Subtle Persuasion, Garcia/Rossi, PG-13

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Title: Not-So-Subtle Persuasion
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Garcia/Rossi
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~200
Summary: Garcia wants a late night snack.
Notes: Written for [info]mcgarrygirl78 for her prompt in the alphabet drabble meme. "W - walking after midnight Garcia/Rossi"

( Not-So-Subtle Persuasion )

March 29th, 2009

Brandy and a Good Brood, Hotch/Reid, PG-13 (Spoilers for Omnivore)

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Title: Brandy and a Good Brood
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~600
Spoilers/warnings: This is a tag to the end of Omnivore. Mild angst.
Notes: This is a (late, sorry!) birthday drabble for [info]nebula99. I had meant to write something more upbeat for your birthday, but this was what bunnied me. Hope you like it anyway, and I hope you had a wonderful day!

Brandy and a Good Brood

March 24th, 2009

Comfort in Threes, Hotch/Reid/Rossi, R

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Title: Comfort in Threes
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid/Rossi
Rating: It's smutty, but probably only rated R
Word count: ~500
Kink: toys, semi-public sex
Notes: No dialogue and no plot whatsoever. The lovely [info]innerslytherin gave this a quick beta! :)

Comfort in Threes

March 5th, 2009

Flintlock, Rossi/Prentiss, R

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Title: Flintlock
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: R (smutty, but not graphically so)
Word count: ~500
Summary: It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Notes: PWP. Beta'd by [info]innerslytherin. Written for [info]elekanahmen.

Flintlock

February 20th, 2009

So Easy, JJ/Emily (fantasy!JJ/Rossi/Emily), NC-17

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Title: So Easy
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: JJ/Emily, fantasy!JJ/Rossi/Emily
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1,500
Summary: If you ever tell your lover you've had a little thing for a guy you've both known for years, be prepared for her reaction. Even if it's not what you might have expected.
Spoilers: This is a tag to the end of Zoe's Reprise.
Notes: Betaing and hand-holding from [info]darkhawkhealer and [info]elekanahmen. I don't usually write girl porn, so it was much appreciated! :D

(So Easy)

February 17th, 2009

An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking; Reid/Ethan, Reid/your choice; R

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Title: An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Ethan, implied unrequited Reid/any team member of your choosing (except JJ)
Rating: R (for drug use and sexual situations)
Word count: ~1,000
Summary: Ethan shows Reid a new form of distraction from his thoughts.
Notes: A coda to Jones. Angst. Beta'd by the wonderful [info]innerslytherin. Pot facts taken from Wiki.

An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking

February 8th, 2009

CM Fanfic Awards results!

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I have more to say today, guys, but I wanted this in its own post. The results of the 2008 [info]cmfanficawards got posted last night while I was away, and I am thrilled with the results.

You all floor me. Seriously. And I'm not saying that to feign humility or anything. To be quite honest, I expected at least one or two wins on fic I'd co-written with [info]innerlsytherin. But I won NINE awards (three individually and six with [info]innerslytherin). Honestly, those of you who voted for me, thank you guys so much! It's overwhelming. I feel like Sally Field: You like me; you really like me! ^_~ (Are there many of you old enough on my flist to even get that? LOL)

There were a bunch of ties in the results, and I/we share a lot of these honors with other wonderful authors. I've noted them where the recognition was due!

My CM Fanfic Awards wins! )

Now my only question is, should I post my recs? LOL I think most of them won awards. Should I just post them all and say 'fuck it'? Or should I only post recs for the non-wins (if any) and the ones that didn't win first place in their categories?

January 24th, 2009

Of Cowboys and FBI Agents, Hotch/Reid, NC-17

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Title: Of Cowboys and FBI Agents
Author:
[info]severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,100
Summary: Aaron catches Spencer in the act.
Notes: Complete and utter PWP. Unbetad, so feel free to point out errors. Written for [info]nebula99, who suggested Reid/Hotch, "I want to watch you jerking off". This turned into more of a ficlet than a drabble...

January 17th, 2009

The Ever-Evolving Face of Sex, Rossi/Prentiss, R

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Title: The Ever-Evolving Face of Sex
Author:
[info]severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: R
Words: ~370
Summary: Emily suggests wax play.
Notes: Written for my wifey, [info]innerslytherin, for providing me naughty Paget pictures. She requested Prentiss/Rossi and hot wax.

January 11th, 2009

CM Fanfic Awards Nominations are up! Wow, thanks, guys! :D

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[info]cmfanficawards nominations went up a bit ago, and let me just say I am floored! (ETA: Holy shit, I did not just mean to parrot [info]innerslytherin's words, but there's not a better description I can think of. Ooops.) My nominations:

Solo-written fic:

Best New Author
Best Author Overall

Best One-shot:
Pumpkin; and Worthy of the Word
Best Slash Romance: Worthy of the Word

Collab w/[info]innerslytherin:

Best Author Team-up:
A Better Plan; Baby, It's Cold Outside; and Miles to Go Before We Sleep
Best Multi-chapter: Miles to Go Before We Sleep; and The Expansion of Two Natures
Best Series: Fathers are Not Born
Best Slash Romance: A Better Plan; and Miles to Go Before We Sleep
Best Smut/Sex Scene: Conscious of Our Treasures; and Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog
Best Portrayal of a Supporting Character: Never Would it be Night, But Always Clear Day (for Diana Reid); and Puddle Wonderful (for Jack Hotchner)

There are links to all of these at the nomination post, which I linked above. Right now, it's 3am my time, and I'm too zombie-like to add them. I might later, though. (ETA: links added :))

I just have a few things to say...

1. First and foremost, OMFG GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ANYONE WHO NOMINATED THESE FICS. I was expecting one or two, as I was notified of one, and had someone else tell me they were nominating me for something, but this many? It's blown me away! (And made me blush a little. Just a little. ^_~) THANK YOU ALL x TEN!

two more under cut )

4. Lastly, as I was very proud of Worthy of the Word, even if it occasionally gave me headaches, so I am even more proud that it got nominated in two categories. It was, honestly, the only solo nomination I was holding out any hope for, so yes. Yes. This. *beams stupidly* Thank you anon nominator(s)! Very, very much! :D

January 10th, 2009

'Lady' in Red, Hotch/Reid, NC-17 (cross-dressing)

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I have been promising cross-dressing porn, haven't I? *G*

Title: 'Lady' in Red
Author:
[info]severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Reid, the rest of the team.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The team only has one viable option to lure their unsub out of a club and away from his potential victims: Reid.
Kinks/warnings: cross-dressing :D
Word count: ~4,200
Notes: Beta'd by [info]innerslytherin.

January 4th, 2009

[info]cm_exchange reveals, a couple more recs, and the fics I wrote in the exchnage!

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Okay, this is long, but I'm not cutting it. :P

Eeeeeee! The reveals for [info]cm_exchange went up while I was in bed last night! I didn't post it, but I still feel a little like Santa! LOL

I realize I gave my gift a little rec before, and I had actually meant to elaborate on it as well as rec a couple more fics. I didn't quite get to it/them before the reveals, but my WONDERFUL gift was Coming Home, and was written by [info]nebula99! It's really one of the better Reid gen fics I've read, and features Diana Reid (which is always, ALWAYS a plus for me, when it's done well), who is just so perfect in it. I was alternately grinning and wanting to snuggle Spencer as I read it, so if that's your cuppa, you should definitely take a read.

On the opposite side of the fandom pool, I had also meant to rec Welcome (To The Jungle), which was written by the fabulous [info]aoibhe. It's... disturbingly sexy. That's really the most accurate description I can think of. *G* It's smutty, drug fic done so well--you know, the kind where you feel absolutely dirty reading it, but it's too hot to click the back button. Mmmm..... So, if you like that and can take the warnings, go read it!

Also, I already recced it before, but I am now relieved that I'm allowed to grumble at [info]elekanahmen publicly for making me like femslash. *grumbles*

I sort of have some babbling in my head about the fic that I solo wrote for the exchange. I may or may not actually post it. It feels really self-indulgent to talk about my own fics sometimes, but if I had been revealed as the author when I did my year end fic meme, I would have babbled about it then. So maybe.

Of course, I said the same thing about my [info]snupin_santa fic last year, and never actually talked about it, and that fic was ten times harder to write than this one. That fic had to grow five thousand words between the first and second beta because it just wasn't cutting it yet, and made me want to fling myself off cliffs. I was starting to lose my love of the fandom by the time I was finishing writing it, and I swear, I thought that fic would end me. ;) Oddly enough, it's one of the ones I am the most proud of now. *G*

One last thing I want to say before I pimp my own fics, is that overall, I am very, VERY impressed with the fics that came out of this fest. To everyone who participated, if you're reading this, THANK YOU. It was wonderful.

AND NOW FOR THE FICS I WROTE/CO-WROTE!

Title:
Worthy of the Word
Author: [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Word Count: ~9,000
Warnings/spoilers: Mild spoilers for Damaged (mostly just for the tail end) and major spoilers for Elephant's Memory.
Summary: Hotch and Reid get a push towards each other from an unexpected source, but often, it's easier to admit to what you want than it is to actually take it.
A/N: Written for [info]slash_girl for [info]cm_exchange! A few lines of dialogue have been lifted directly from Elephant's Memory. Thanks to [info]nebula99 for the beta and reassurance that my giftee would not read it and go O.o, and to [info]innerslytherin for the beta and her sheer fabulousness (and all the hand holding when this fic made me bite my nails)!

(Worthy of the Word)

AND! The pinch hit!

Title: Uncertain Terrain
Authors: [info]innerslytherin and [info]severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Morgan
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Word Count: 12,400
Warnings/spoilers: mild violence
Summary/prompt: Lost in the wilderness, Morgan has to take care of an injured Hotch. Afterwards, they have to deal with the way things between them have changed.
A/N: Written for [info]aoibhe for [info]cm_exchange!

(Uncertain Terrain)

December 28th, 2008

Year End Fanfic Meme! Plus year end word count totals!

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Fics this year (newest to oldest):

my 2008 fics! )

And the meme ganked from [info]elekanahmen:

what I think of all of those )

Word count totals!
[info]cm_exchange fic wordcount included below. Future chapters of The Expansion of Two Natures that should be posted this month are obviously not included.

Non-collaborative fic word count total: ~86,950 words

Collaborative fic written with [info]innerslytherin word count: 450,000 words** (318,500 words of Criminal Minds fic + 68,000 of posted Ever-Fixed Mark serial fic [HP] + 63,500 of original novel.)

**This total does not count the RP in which we wrote Remus/Peter together that started this crazy amount of co-writing. Nor does it include the 200K+ (at least) of Ever-Fixed Mark that was never posted. SO, the real number is probably something like 750K with theunposted fic and the RP.

LOL We could have written like TEN 75K novels this year if we'd only been doing original writing! Holy shit. XD
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