I am not human.

Fics this year (newest to oldest):

( my 2008 fics! )

And the meme ganked from elekanahmen:

( what I think of all of those )

Word count totals!
cm_exchange fic wordcount included below. Future chapters of The Expansion of Two Natures that should be posted this month are obviously not included.

Non-collaborative fic word count total: ~86,950 words

Collaborative fic written with innerslytherin word count: 450,000 words** (318,500 words of Criminal Minds fic + 68,000 of posted Ever-Fixed Mark serial fic [HP] + 63,500 of original novel.)

**This total does not count the RP in which we wrote Remus/Peter together that started this crazy amount of co-writing. Nor does it include the 200K+ (at least) of Ever-Fixed Mark that was never posted. SO, the real number is probably something like 750K with theunposted fic and the RP.

LOL We could have written like TEN 75K novels this year if we'd only been doing original writing! Holy shit. XD

sakhgsjk;;g well, still a WIP even though May is over... I STARTED writing chapter 30 after a little break, but family drama sapped my muse. Hopefully it will be done shortly, though. Anyway, I've realised I never posted the last few chapters of this at my journal!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, part 23-29/35??
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing (this part): Remus/Frank (Little Miss Sunshine), unrequited Remus/Dwayne (LMS), Remus/Severus, hints of unrequited Remus/Peter
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings: many
Overall warnings: Angst
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count: 62K + (overall, and still going)
Notes: *flail* I've got at least 5-6 more chapters of this, but I won't be posting every day anymore. Hopefully every few days, as I need to breathe a little now that it's June. :P Thanks so so much to innerslytherin, who held my hand a lot, and mnemosyne_1, who kicked my grammar into shape, for the beta-reading this month!

(links to ALL chapters, if you missed the beginning, at the post to pervy_werewolf)
Part 23 l Part 24 l Part 25 l Part 26 l Part 27 l Part 28 l Part 29

My lmom fic is at about 47K (roughly, as I've been rounding up/down word counts). If I keep averaging 2K a day, I'll be over 60K when I'm done. The longest fic I have written previously has be right at 20k. I'm just sort of boggling at myself, because I was just telling someone last month that I didn't think I had it in me to write novel length (and yes, I did do LMOM and NaNo in '06, but lmom that year was all random stories and my NaNo novel became mostly incoherent by the last 10-15K.) Of course, I'm sure it helps in this case that it's like 50% porn. XD Anyway, new chapters I haven't posted here:

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, part 22/29 (I hope)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing (these chapters): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus, Remus/Spencer Reid (Harry Potter/Criminal Minds crossover)
Characters/Pairing (overall fic): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings: many *g*
Overall warnings: Angst
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count: 47K-ish, so far
Notes: Thanks so so much to innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1 for the beta-reading!

Part 15 l Part 16 l Part 17 l Part 18 l Part 19 l Part 20 l Part 21 l Part 22

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BONUS LMOM FICS! (One because I got stuck on AIAoC, and one because of Monkey Day! *G*)

Title: Remus' Favourite Toy
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Remus/himself, Remus/monkey, Remus/Peter/monkey... no actual monkeys were harmed in the writing of this fic. *giggles*
Kinks/Warnings: Sex toys? Remus is very young when he has his first erection.
Challenge: LMOM, day twenty-one
Word count: 500 (two double drabbles, one single drabble)
Notes: Might be the oddest thing I've ever written. Dubiously beta'd by innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1!

Title: The Bet
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Remus/Severus
Kinks/Warnings: shaving, finger sucking
Challenge: LMOM '08, day eighteen
Word Count: 650-ish
Notes: Weird little bunny, post-war AU, and PWP. Beta'd by the wonderful innerslytherin!

For those of you who don't follow pervy_werewolf, I've been participating in the Lusty Month of May fest there, which is just a massive Remus-centric porn parade throughout the this month. I did it and "won" in 2006, and was crazy enough to try again this year! And week two is over, so here's what came of that!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, parts 8-14 of 31 (I hope)
Rating: ranges from PG-13 to NC-17
Pairings (so far, entire fic): Remus/Severus, Remus/Peter, Severus/Remus/Peter (sort of, and only in fantasy), Peter/Bertha Jorkins (mentions of James/Lily and Sirius/Emmeline Vance)
Characters/Pairing (overall): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings (so far): Too many to list here
Overall warnings: Angst, also a character with a major issue accepting their homosexuality
Challenge: LMOM '08
Total Word Count (so far): 28K+
Notes: Thanks so so much to innerslytherin and mnemosyne_1 for beta reading, and saving Remus from brass instruments in his pants! :)

Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 l Part 14

Also, if you like Remus porn, go to the comm encourage some of us brave souls trying to last the month by leaving some feedback!

For those of you who don't follow pervy_werewolf, I've been participating in the Lusty Month of May fest there, which is just a massive Remus-centric porn parade throughout the this month. I did it and "won" in 2006, and was crazy enough to try again this year! Here's what I have so far!

Title: An Intimate Alliance of Contradictions, parts 1-7 of 31 (I hope)
Rating: ranges from PG-13 to NC-17
Pairings (so far): Remus/Severus, Remus/Peter, Peter/Bertha Jorkins (mentions of James/Lily and Sirius/Emmeline Vance)
Characters/Pairing (overall fic): Remus/Peter, Remus/Severus
Summary: "It would take too long to explain the intimate alliance of contradictions in human nature which makes love itself wear at times the desperate shape of betrayal. And perhaps there is no possible explanation." ~ Joseph Conrad
Kinks/Warnings (so far): Too many to list here
Overall warnings: Angst, also a character with a major issue accepting their homosexuality
Challenge: LMOM '08
Word Count (so far): 12K+
Notes: First two parts are sort of prologue-ish, as my brain was still adjusting to the idea of doing this thing again. :P I plan to span 7th year to POA, and keep this canon compliant. Thanks so so much to innerslytherin for inspiring the Remus/Peter love, and for the speed beta-reading. :)

Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7

Also, if you like Remus porn, go to the comm encourage some of us brave souls trying to last the month! Comments are lower than I've seen them this year, and I know from doing it that even a few words of encouragement can really help keep your momentum going. I try, but with writing in it too, I get overwhelmed. (And I'm not just encouraging comments for myself, either. I know a major pairing in my fic is one that only a handful of people would ever read, so I wasn't expecting much feedback due to that, anyway, and besides, I'm enjoying writing it just for the writing of it! ...But if you want to encourage me too, I obviously wouldn't complain *G*)

I have all sorts of other thoughts rolling around in my head about doing this fest again, and how different an experience it is for me this year, but I will save those for another post. *G*

*G* I just won my first award for a fic fest that I didn't even realise was giving awards... and for a fic I posted over a year ago. lol! Um, I can't really tell even how these "winners" were chosen. Doesn't look like a popular vote was done, but it could be buried in a post I haven't found. I was part of round one of the fest which has been over for some time. Anyway, I'm not going to worry about it. Not like it's going to go to my head either way. *griiin*


(It's mostly Snape gen, with some Snape/Regulus and Snape/Lupin, told in snippets throughout his life, and rated light R)

WHOO FIRST FIC AWARD! YAYZ! :P

innerslytherin and severity_softly would like to announce our new joint work, Ever-Fixed Mark. Because we fell in love with the pairing of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew while writing these characters in an RPG, but were afraid of flooding the game, we decided to embark on a fic exploring the Marauder's last year at Hogwarts. What started as a simple way to sustain our ever-growing Lupin/Pettigrew love in between writing game scenes, grew into something much larger than we ever expected. Ever-Fixed Mark examines the possible consequences of Peter falling in love before leaving school. Will he make the same choices as he did in canon? How far will he go to protect the person he loves? Will he still betray his friends?

Title: Ever-Fixed Mark
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Peter Pettigrew
Rating: G in the beginning, but up to NC-17 over all
Era: 1978 onwards
Summary: Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew have been friends for six years, but over the summer before their seventh year at Hogwarts, they begin a correspondence that will change the course of their relationship...and perhaps even the course of the entire war.
Notes: This fic begins in canon, but will be unabashedly AU. The fic has grown longer than we had ever imagined it being, and will be posted in a serial fashion at InsaneJournal.

Title: A Week Prior
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/James
Words: under 500
Summary: This is our last opportunity. Our only one.
Warnings: angst, infidelity (depending on how strictly you define it)
Notes: beta'd by the lovely innerslytherin

Remus grunted and shifted away from the wall, but the weight of James' body kept him pinned. "We shouldn't--"

"Moony," James interrupted urgently.

( Read more... )

Title: Single Step
Rating: G
Pairing/characters: Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew (eventual Remus/Peter)
Word count: 1,000 (100 x 10)
A/N: For my 50drabbles prompt table. I'm doing these in sets of ten; sets should be read in order and will likely go no higher than R rated. This set occurs in Remus and Peter's first year at Hogwarts, and the drabbles are loosely tied together. Much thanks to innerslytherin for the beta, and for inspiring this madness. :)
Prompts in this set: (in order) school, bunnies, Autumn, energetic, otherworld, skating, leather, lessons, spring, toys

Okay, so I broke down and claimed a prompt table at 50drabbles for teh Lupigrew. But hey, drabbles, you know. I did limit myself there. 5,000 words total/max is not too bad. Heh. (I think it's time to admit I have two OTPs now, and I should probably make a general plea that if anyone has seen my Snape muse -- or my general smut muse, for that matter -- please send him my way. My guess is he's pretty pissed off that I'm letting Remus shag the rat so often.)

Hmmn. To AU, or not to AU. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and

ETA: Doing these in 5 sets of 10. Sets should be read in order!


1. Single Step (prompts: school, bunnies, Autumn, energetic, otherworld, skating, leather, lessons, spring, toys)


( prompt table )

Title: On One Condition
Author: severity_softly
Rating: mild NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Challenge: Trading Places
Words: under 800
Warnings: cross-dressing, mild D/s
Notes: For the lupin_snape Trading Places Challenge, based on osmalic's GORGEOUS art Oh What Fun. (NWS!) Betad by innerslytherin. *HUG* Also, I blame the tone entirely on that collar! GUH!

A couple drabbles from when I asked for prompts the other day...

schemingreader prompted me with "How Eileen Snape realized she must be pregnant." I... twisted it a bit. ;) (Eileen/Tobais, PG)

( Let it never be said that Slytherin love is not obsessive love. )

innerslytherin wanted "Remus/Peter, mismatched socks and champagne." I added Valentines Day, in honor of the day.... *G* Remus, apparently, shares my personal sock philosophy. (Remus/Peter, PG)

( 'Can't you just do a charm?' Peter asked curiously, tilting his head at Remus. )

I have A LOT to say about writing this fic, which I may or may not ever get to typing out. I'm really not sure anyone really cares to hear me go on about my writing anyway... Actually, both my SnuSa this year and my Smutmas fic were interesting beasts to write... for me, at least... but I can't focus right now and feel sort of gross, so it will not be now that I babble. :P Anyway, I owe innerslytherin a million thanks for the beta, hand holding, hair pets, and loving arse kicking (this fic might've died in my head without her help and encouragement!), and enigmalea for the second beta and helping me fix my soppy ending. XD This was my SnuSa gift for snapelike, and quite a bit of a stretch for me, but I'm pretty pleased with the final result. :)

Title: A Hundred Tiny Threads
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blinded in the final battle and stripped of his wand, Severus finds himself locked in a cell after the dust settles, feeling hopeless and no better than a Muggle. After a seemingly endless wait, he is finally allowed his "freedom" from Ministry incarceration only by, once again, binding his life to another's... but at least Lupin is better than the alternatives.
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Lupin, Minerva, Hermione, Bellatrix, minor omc
Warnings/kinks: Forced marriage, disability, H/C, first time, angst, romance
Word count: 20,000-ish
Authors notes: Snupin Santa gift for snapelike. Post-war, canon to HBP (AU). Title comes from a quote by Simone Signoret: "Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years."

Whee! merry_smutmas reveals are up! And if I didn't gush enough in my comment, McKay, thank you again for my gift! ♥ ♥ ♥

I wound up writing a bit darker than usual for my gift to give in Smutmas, but it was fun once I hit my stride in it (heh, the entire first draft actually got scrapped as a gift and posted in October as a non-gift instead, because I wrote it all and decided the gift should really be something... else. *g* Something more specific.) I ended up quite pleased with what the final product was. Here it be:

Title: Old Times' Sake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin (Lupin/Tonks in the background)
Summary: When Remus turns to Severus for his potion even after everything Severus has done, Remus isn't sure what he trusts, or wants, Severus to do more - help him or kill him. He just never expected Severus would ask for the payment he does.
Warnings: adultery, dub-con, prostitution (in a sense), breathplay, suicidal thoughts, more...
Author's notes: DH compliant. Much thanks to enigmalea for the beta! Written as a merry_smutmas gift for snegurochka_lee. :)

Title: Even Ground
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mwpp era (underage sex), dub-con (in the interest of full disclosure, it starts as non-con), first time, a little frottage, oral, dark!Remus, a bit of ropes, pretty much pwp, blackmail!sex
Word Count: 2300

Title: Gratitude Bestows Reverence
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,400ish
Warnings/kinks: completely post-war AU, mpreg, genderfuck, love!sex/reverent!sex, mild angst
Summary: Severus was not generally one to feel ashamed of the things he couldn't help, but they hadn't had sex since they had discovered Severus was pregnant, twenty one weeks ago. It had been like a marathon of abstinence, considering they normally couldn't keep their hands off each other.
Notes: Beta'd by enigmalea and kittehkat! Title from a quote by John Milton: "Gratitude bestows reverence, allowing us to encounter everyday epiphanies, those transcendent moments of awe that change forever how we experience life and the world." For hiddenfantasy, whose Remus I am beginning to believe I have a telepathic link to.

1. a) Title: The Time is Right
Word Count: 100
Rating: R? (maybe light NC-17)
Challenge: #120 touch @ snupin100
Characters: Remus/Severus
Warnings: Genderfuck, implied MPREG
Authors Notes: Post-war AU. Probably inspired by ellid and nimrod_9's madness over at snape100 (LJ).

b) There is also another MPREG comment drabble (LJ) that Ellid bunnied me into! ;)

2. 21 pounds even off! Urgh, but coming off so slowly! I need to get back on track with exercise. I had a lazy week, then DH came out and I spent the next week reading and internetting over it, then it just got stupidly hot outside. Must re-commit to exercise now that it's gotten ever so slightly cooler!

3. I'm in an icon making mood and looking for Snupin Mpreg art that's not gift art that I can see about iconing with the artist's permission. But I'm totally failing at finding almost anything. Rec me some snupin mpreg art?

What is it with me and mpreg all of a sudden? ;)

I got my merry_smutmas assignment last night.

Let's just say I'm getting less worried about the request itself, which is not my usual fare to write, though I'm thinking I'll be okay... but how do I keep getting assigned people I respect to the point that I'm a little intimidated to write for? *flails*

*rolls up sleeves and rubs hands together*

Haven't been checking LJ, GJ, IJ or JF for about a week, because I'm tired of checking 4 journals and needed a break. Hope everyone is good, and I'll figure out where I want to reside soon enough. Anything happen I should know about with you guys? Written or drawn anything I really should see/read? Or has LJ done anything else deserving of the hall of shame this week? I'm just... not going to dig a week back in all 4 flists, you know.

Oh, and HSSD people! I need a link to FaFF! *blinky eyes*

And while I'm here, a Luna drabble!

Title: Just Fine
Rating: G
Warnings: DH spoilers, implied torture
( rest of header under cut )

Title: Hoo-ha
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Words: less than 300
Summary: Severus doesn't know any sexy words for his new genitals.
Warnings: genderfuck, CRACK, utter fail at being sexy ;)
A/N: Inspired by this post. hiddenfantsy's fault. And... I think I have enough shame reserve not to post this to any comms. :)

( Severus arched up, meeting Remus' body and rocking against it as much as he could manage with Remus pinning his wrists. )

Title: Without Preamble (spoilery warnings and secondary pairing at link)
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: Hard R
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Challenge (at snape100 on LJ, though I'm linking to it at my JF): Random Facts about Severus Snape: Severus Snape once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.