I am not human.

Title: Accessories Make the Outfit
Author: severity_softly
Rating: PG (if that)
Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Summary: What Rossi saw when he walked inside the door Aaron's office stopped him dead in his tracks.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Hotch/Garcia, borrowing an ink pen".

Title: Haiku
Author: severity_softly
Rating: R to be safe (sexual talk)
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Summary: Normally the notes were cute, affectionate. Today's note? Not so much.
Notes: just a drabble, from innerslytherin's prompt "Reid/Rossi, magnetic poetry".

( Both Drabbles This Way )

Title: To Love and Protect
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Reid, Jack Hotchner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Following trouble at Jack's school, Spencer and Aaron have a parent-teacher conference to attend.
Word count: ~8,000
Notes: Self-betaed, so feel free to point out any errors. This was supposed to be April's installment, but we got behind--so you guys just get two installments this month. :) Also, we're starting to skip a little farther ahead of current canon time.

This is part of the "Fathers Are Not Born" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part SIX. Each installment may also be read as a stand alone fic, however it will hopefully add to your enjoyment if you read the series as a whole. :)


( To Love and Protect )

Title: Not-So-Subtle Persuasion
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Garcia/Rossi
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~200
Summary: Garcia wants a late night snack.
Notes: Written for mcgarrygirl78 for her prompt in the alphabet drabble meme. "W - walking after midnight Garcia/Rossi"

( Not-So-Subtle Persuasion )

Title: With Both Hands
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
Summary: When Hotch is injured, Emily has to confront the way she feels about him.
Word count: ~15,500
Notes: This was written for mcgarrygirl78's birthday, which is still technically a bit over 3 hours away, but we're impatient. I (Severity) wanted to write something for you, and I figured what better than to write your OTP. Of course, I wasn't sure I could do it, so I enlisted help... and as usual, we can't seem to write short. Anyway, we wound up having fun doing it (!), and we hope you enjoy it. Happy birthday, dear!

( With Both Hands )

Title: Saying The Words
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Reid, Jack Hotchner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Haley invites Aaron and Spencer to Jack's fifth birthday party.
Word count: ~10,000
Notes: Self-beta'd, so feel free to point out any errors. This was supposed to be February's installment, but we got behind--so you guys just get two installments this month. :) Also, we're starting to skip a little farther ahead of current canon time.

This is part of the "Fathers Are Not Born" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part FIVE. Each installment may also be read as a stand alone fic, however it will hopefully add to your enjoyment if you read the series as a whole. :)

( Saying The Words )

Title: Cara Mia
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Garcia
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dave's weakness is strong, colorful women. It starts innocently, with a lesson on technology. But it leads to shared coffee, flowers, and endearments in Italian.
Word count: ~11,000
Notes: AU: Garcia never met Kevin Lynch at the end of Penelope. This is self-betaed, so feel free to point out any errors. Many thanks to living_to_read for all Italian translations. Any mistakes are ours.

( Cara Mia )

Title: Brandy and a Good Brood
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~600
Spoilers/warnings: This is a tag to the end of Omnivore. Mild angst.
Notes: This is a (late, sorry!) birthday drabble for nebula99. I had meant to write something more upbeat for your birthday, but this was what bunnied me. Hope you like it anyway, and I hope you had a wonderful day!

Brandy and a Good Brood

Title: Love Like a Fever
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~13,500
Summary: When Aaron takes his annual leave to spend time with Jack, he winds up needing Spencer to help him through a hard time. After the scare is over, Aaron and Spencer find themselves closer than before.
Notes: This started off as an idea to write slash_girl a short little fic to say thanks (she knows why). But then our muses ran away with it and it wound up not being so short. Anyway, thank you, Stacy. We hope you enjoy it.

( Love Like a Fever )

Title: Comfort in Threes
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid/Rossi
Rating: It's smutty, but probably only rated R
Word count: ~500
Kink: toys, semi-public sex
Notes: No dialogue and no plot whatsoever. The lovely innerslytherin gave this a quick beta! :)

Comfort in Threes

Title: With All My Worldly Good
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~7,000
Warning/Kink: Highlight between stars to read: * outdoor sex *
Summary: After attending the funeral of a friend, Dave has a few things he wants Spencer to know.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part FOUR. :)

( With All My Worldly Good )

Title: Regrets You Never Want To Have After A Bittersweet Parting
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: NC-17
WC: ~13,300
Summary: Things with Dave haven't smoothed over quite so well after Emily's pregnancy scare...and suddenly they may not have time left to make things right.

Notes: This fic is part of the What Happens In Vegas Universe. While it can be read as a stand-alone fic, it takes place after the other fics in the universe, and we feel that reading Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas and Things You Never Want to Hear After a One-Night-Stand in Vegas will add to your enjoyment of this fic.


( Regrets You Never Want To Have After A Bittersweet Parting )

Title: Circle City Blues
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi
Rating: PG
Summary: Dave offers Aaron a little comfort after a bad case.
Word count: ~3,000
Notes: RP format.  Self-betaed, so feel free to point out any errors. This is just a little comfort fic featuring our 'comfort pairing'.

( Circle City Blues )

Title: Flintlock
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: R (smutty, but not graphically so)
Word count: ~500
Summary: It wasn't supposed to happen this way.
Notes: PWP. Beta'd by innerslytherin. Written for elekanahmen.

Flintlock

Title: One Who Kisses and One Who Offers the Cheek
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing/characters: Hotch/Reid, Jack Hotchner, and Haley Hotchner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack and Spencer spend some quality time together, and Spencer learns the healing power of kisses.
Word count: ~6,000
Notes: Self-beta'd, so feel free to point out any errors.

This is part of the "Fathers Are Not Born" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part FOUR. Each installment may also be read as a stand alone fic, however it will hopefully add to your enjoyment if you read the series as a whole. :)

( One Who Kisses and One Who Offers the Cheek )

Title: Inappropriate (But Unavoidable)
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/JJ
Rating: PG
Word count: ~17,500
Summary: After breaking up with Will, JJ eventually can't hide her pregnancy from her boss. What she doesn't expect is for Hotch to step in as a surrogate father...and she certainly doesn't expect for her own feelings about Hotch to change as her pregnancy progresses.
Notes: Mild AU--JJ succeeded in breaking up with Will in "In Heat". We Feng Shui'ed canon where we needed to from there (part of Lo-fi, Will's role in fatherhood, etc.). ;) Thanks to nebula99 for fact-checking the whole pregnancy/motherhood thing, and for darkhawkhealer for additional info.

This is part of the "What Happens in Vegas" universe. The first fic in that universe, Why You Should Never Drink Too Much in Vegas, does NOT need to be read first, but will hopefully add to your enjoyment when read in company with this fic.

( Inappropriate (But Unavoidable) )

Title: So Easy
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: JJ/Emily, fantasy!JJ/Rossi/Emily
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1,500
Summary: If you ever tell your lover you've had a little thing for a guy you've both known for years, be prepared for her reaction. Even if it's not what you might have expected.
Spoilers: This is a tag to the end of Zoe's Reprise.
Notes: Betaing and hand-holding from darkhawkhealer and elekanahmen. I don't usually write girl porn, so it was much appreciated! :D

(So Easy)

Title: An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking
Author: severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Ethan, implied unrequited Reid/any team member of your choosing (except JJ)
Rating: R (for drug use and sexual situations)
Word count: ~1,000
Summary: Ethan shows Reid a new form of distraction from his thoughts.
Notes: A coda to Jones. Angst. Beta'd by the wonderful innerslytherin. Pot facts taken from Wiki.

An Alternate Method for Inhibition of Oppressive Thinking

Title: The Logical Next Step
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Reid/Rossi
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~14,200
Summary: Dave and Spencer have been together long enough to know they want forever, and Dave knows what the logical next step would be if Spencer were a woman. Dave decides to take that step over Valentine's Day weekend.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

This is part of the "Conscious of Our Treasures" universe, all of which can be found at this tag. This is part THREE. :)

(The Logical Next Step)

Title: A Simple Plan
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Morgan/Reid
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~15,700
Summary: With Valentine's Day approaching, Morgan makes a surprising discovery about Reid, and then sets out to win his interest...by being an anonymous admirer.
Notes: Self-betaed as usual.

( Part One )
( Part Two )

Title: Having It All
Authors: innerslytherin and severity_softly
Pairing: Hotch/Reid/Morgan
Rating: NC-17/FRAO
WC: ~17,000
Warning: Double penetration
Notes: Self-betaed. Set generically during season three. RP format.
Summary: After Reid finds out about Hotch and Morgan's relationship, he considers walking away from the BAU. Morgan and Hotch have something else in mind.

IMPORTANT NOTE:This is the fourth and final installment of a four-part series (Hotch/Morgan/Reid--all four parts posted this week). The first three installments, Helping Morgan, Watching Hotch, and Wanting Reid, should be read for context.


( Having It All, Part One )
( Having It All, Part Two )
( Having It All, Part Three )