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Short ficlet (just over 500 words). Spoilers. ( header under cut, just in case )

Fred/George ficlet
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS THROUGH CHAPTER FIVE!!

( all header and other info below cut, just in case. )

My muse is awake, amazingly, but apparently not happy with my ships. ;)

Title: Whether You Believe It or Not
Rating: G, I suppose
Characters: Snape, Lupin, implied past!teen!Snape/Lupin
Warnings: Angst
Words: 100
Challenge: PoA @ snape100

1. I posted my first fic at daily_deviant today! It also happens to be the first time I've written chan or femmeslash, so... it is definitely not my usual fare. XD

Title: Sight Unforeseen (The Star)
Pairing: Luna Lovegood/Sybill Trelawney
Rating: NC-17 (see warnings)
Word count: 1,600ish
Kink chosen: Foot massage
Warnings: chan (Luna is 15), student/teacher, first time, drug use (alcohol)
Summary: Two hours after Sybill Trelawney is sacked, Luna decides she can't just sit around and do nothing while the teacher she feels a strong kinship with is in pain.

2. I can't for the life of me remember what you guys said should be this week's bog100 prompt in chat. I'm thinking it was dirty, though. ;) Regardless, I went ahead with making it Guilt. You all will have to remind me what the hell was said later. XD

3. I have less than two days to watch pretty much all of The Office (US) at this amazing site before the season three finale tomorrow night. Ah, days off are great, aren't they? Wish me luck! (ETA: OMGDWIGHT! "What does the female vagina look like?" *dies*)

Title: Ignatia (Part 2/2)
Characters/pairings: Remus/Severus, Ignatia (ofc), Harry/Luna, Minerva, Hermione, past Remus/Tonks (er, sort of), and past Severus/Emmeline Vance
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 12,900ish (5,400ish for this part)
Warnings: discussion of morally touchy subjects and adult situations
Prompt: Remus adopts a war orphan, only to discover the child might be Severus'. He goes to ferret out the mystery, to make Severus "take responsibility" as a father. What happens next?
A/N: Much thanks to my wonderful betas, innerslytherin and summerborn, and my brit-picker cordeliadelayne! Also thanks to _lore for allowing me the extension. *smooches you all*

PART ONE

(Ignatia, part 2/2)

Finally done!! :D

Title: Ignatia (Part 1/2)
Characters/pairings: Remus/Severus, Ignatia (ofc), Harry/Luna, Minerva, Hermione, past Remus/Tonks (er, sort of), and past Severus/Emmeline Vance
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 12,900ish (7,500ish for this part)
Warnings: discussion of morally touchy subjects and adult situations
Prompt: Remus adopts a war orphan, only to discover the child might be Severus'. He goes to ferret out the mystery, to make Severus "take responsibility" as a father. What happens next?
A/N: Much thanks to my wonderful betas, innerslytherin and summerborn, and my brit-picker cordeliadelayne! Also thanks to _lore for allowing me the extension. *smooches you all*

First time I've ever written something too long for one post! :D I was going to post both parts today, but something is screwing up with coding on part two and I'm pulling my hair trying to figure out why. :/ I'll have to try again later when I have time tomorrow. :P

ETA: I feel like I'm sleeping with two OTPs. Eep! ...It's okay, they're in different fandoms, Chazz and Jimmy will never find out about Severus and Remus. I've got my tracks covered. Yeah... ;)

This is just something silly that popped in my head. Try not to take it too seriously. I'm not. I'm really, really not. :P Jimmy/Chazz porn coming, I promise. I've almost got to the smut. XD

Title: Magnificent
Rating: PG, for kissing
Pairing: Severus Snape/Jimmy MacElroy
Fandoms: Harry Potter x Blades of Glory
Word count: less than 500
Summary: Severus has a problem with the way Jimmy is teaching the students.
Warnings: This is just plain silly.
A/N: Wonky POV. Forgive me.

( If you can dream it, you can do it! )

Wrote three drabbles today for snupin100's 100th challenge celebration!

Title: Out With It
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
A/N: set during PoA

Title: The Curse
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
A/N: Set not long after PoA

Title: Thinking of You (scroll down to second drabble)
Word Count: 100
Rating: R (heavy innuendo)
Challenge: Alphabet - P, Patronus
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Warnings: sex toys, crossdressing

Title: Distance
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lucius
Word Count: 2,200ish
Summary: It was difficult to keep from getting distant. Severus had lived his life by distance, and now that the war was coming to an end, he realized he had nothing, or rather would have nothing.
Warnings: I'm snatching romance out of the big scary jaws of angst!
A/N: HBP compliant. Much thanks to lindy_grl123 and snapelike for the betas!!

Wow, I didn't expect it to go up so soon! :)

Title: Sleep to Dream
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Peter (with unrequited/fantasy Snape/Lupin)
Kinks: Somnophilia (assigned kink), first time, dub-con (it comes with the first kink, I think.)
Word Count: 2,928
Challenge: February fuq @ pervy_werewolf
A/N: MWPP era. This was meant to be cute, but it came out a little angsty. Beta'd by lindy_grl123. Thanks, love!