I am not human.

*types* Peter had probably eaten more rice pudding with his dinner than he should have.

*goes off on intarwebz in search of rice pudding recipes for nearly an hour instead of getting this sex scene started*

ETA: omg how did I get from googling rice pudding to Ron Jeremy? Porn, porn, I think I was trying to get back to the porn... and didn't... *headdesk*